there seems to be some real confusion

December 8th, 2009 | Posted by Smithers at 3:01 pm in Cycling |

Spiral fracture of the femur is something you can only get from riding on the road in the winter.

You can get all kinds of other injuries riding on all kinds of other surfaces during all kinds of other times of years. But riding on the road? In the winter?

SPIRAL FRACTURE

It happens.

There are several types of bone fracture, including:

Oblique – a fracture which goes at an angle to the axis, caused by riding on the velodrome in the spring

Comminuted – a fracture of many relatively small fragments, caused by riding on a dirt trail in the summer

Spiral – a fracture which runs around the axis of the bone, caused by riding on the road in the winter

Compound – a fracture (also called open) which breaks the skin, caused by having the Donimator ride over you at any time of year

  1. 6 Responses to “there seems to be some real confusion”

  2. By Steven at 3:16 pm on Dec 8, 2009 | Comment | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    It’s all clear to me now. Thanks.

  3. By Taylor at 3:45 pm on Dec 8, 2009 | Comment | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    I’m so thankful for clarity.

  4. By Family Ties at 3:54 pm on Dec 8, 2009 | Comment | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    eeeuwwww! What kind of fracture does a Vikings player get in the last 7 min of a losing game?

  5. By Smithers at 5:00 pm on Dec 8, 2009 | Comment | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    @Family Ties: I don’t follow that “sport”

  6. By RandL at 1:10 am on Dec 9, 2009 | Comment | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    YES, I can attest that a comminuted fracture does hurt. A sheep and I collided this past spring while riding in western Ireland. I ended up with a comminuted frature of my left humerus and a broken clavicle. The best part is that I had to get back on my bike and ride 6 miles to get to a phone. I fared better than the sheep as the Irish national health care paid for the surgery.

  7. By Steven at 6:04 pm on Dec 9, 2009 | Comment | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    @RandL: Socialist pig.

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