QOTD
Monday, November 2nd, 2009How come press releases always have a top line stating:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE!
Of course you want it immediately released, that’s why you are sending out the press release.
Here it is. Talk about this shit right now to everyone you know. Call your mom. Tell Balloon Boy to puke it up on TeeVee. Get that f-ing news out RFN. Tell Jay, tell Larry King, tell Oprah. Walk down the street and tell every MF you find, “Hey, did you hear this shit? Holy f-ing crap man, you gotta hear this, like right now son.”
FOR IMMEDIATE AND TOTAL RELEASE RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW!
I put that line on my press releases too…for some reason.
I am going to put out a press release that says:
DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT ‘TIL TOMORROW!
