Smithers MINNEAPOLIS

Lunatic just knows how to capture ‘Lovechunks.‘ I think it’s just the skinsuit.

i’ll drop off some home-made punkin loaf tonight when i’m riding, love chunks

are you for serious or are you making fun of girls? because i do this all the time and in fact i will be planning my race calendar next year around weather, so i can always race in a swimsuit not a tri kit, so i don’t look like a boy, and so i can feel cute.

here’s yer new jersey
http://www.velogear.com/prodinfo.asp?number=A+NFGJ

I’ve been told that I’m worse than a woman when worrying about my weight. Smithers, you look thin, I on the other hand, not so thin…
http://tinyurl.com/3tbx2c

our kit is very slimming.

everything on your kit is horizontal. it exaggerates things. sort of.

Weird Al had a great song about 14 years back on this topic…….

….and black does a nice job of hiding one’s size, doesn’t it? :^)

You’re pathetic but not fat. You’re in a sport that’s dominated by spindly little fucks with a few exceptions. Come for lunch at the City of Richfield and I’ll show you where the beef is.

i’ve been waiting all day for the straight talk express, arriving right on time

I’m just waiting for this to happen to you:
http://hupunited.blogspot.com/2008/10/german-natio nal-champ.html

found it quite funny.

You’re welcome.

I think you meant “way faster than you”