douche phone suckers

July 12th, 2008 | Posted by Smithers at 10:46 am in Electronical |

ABC:

Long lines of disgruntled customers wrapped around city blocks across the globe today as Apple scrambled to fix a glitch in iTunes that prevented iPhone acolytes from activating the next-generation phones they had waited hours, even days, to buy.

Funny, I never had such problems with my Windows Mobile phone.

People tell me all the time what a great device the iPhone is. I’m sure it’s great, when it works.

  1. 18 Responses to “douche phone suckers”

  2. By Mo at 11:02 am on Jul 12, 2008 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    then stay with the Windows Mobile phone.

  3. By jroosh at 11:57 am on Jul 12, 2008 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    then stay with the Windows Mobile phone.

    Wow Mo, guess you told him, huh?

  4. By Steven at 12:28 pm on Jul 12, 2008 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    So a Windows Mobile phone is not a douche phone?

  5. By Smithers at 1:10 pm on Jul 12, 2008 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    They are all douche phones, but there are varying degrees of doucheness.

  6. By Champs at 2:18 pm on Jul 12, 2008 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    It’s not just early adopters of the new hardware, either. First-generation devices that got firmware updates are bricked until they can be activated, as well.

    And you thought Microsoft was a bunch of control freaks. They’ve never gone so far as disabling your system even in the most obvious cases of unauthorized use.

    I’m holding out some hope for the BlackBerry Thunder, if they get the haptic thing down just right, but it won’t look as sexy with my MacBooks.

  7. By jroosh at 2:53 pm on Jul 12, 2008 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    My Treo 755p does not give me that fresh feeling so I am assuming it is not a douche phone.

  8. By Baba at 6:22 pm on Jul 12, 2008 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    Rumor has it that AT&T insisted on the activation plan, (1) because they subsidized the new launch, and (2) to ensure that people would be signed up for the 2 year plan, thus more likely to stay with AT&T and not ‘jailbreak’ the iPhone for another carrier. The flood crashed the iTunes servers. The first edition allowed peeps to activate from home by docking the phone to their PC or Mac. GFride’s new phone is working fine, and the new sync service (MobileMe) works great here. I will be getting one soon. I’m so sick of Sprint/Nextel.

  9. By wah at 6:35 pm on Jul 12, 2008 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    my douche Windows Mobile phone crashes all the time….good thing I got an iPhone on Friday and it is activated awaiting Smither’s call for when he want to cross it up

  10. By Smithers at 9:51 pm on Jul 12, 2008 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    I don’t want to use suckie AT&T.

  11. By (dis) at 10:36 pm on Jul 12, 2008 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    is there anything you like?

  12. By Smithers at 11:06 pm on Jul 12, 2008 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    Yes.

  13. By jroosh at 6:30 am on Jul 13, 2008 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    These are good phones.

  14. By Smithers at 7:39 am on Jul 13, 2008 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    I had a phone like that.

  15. By a. kruse at 11:08 am on Jul 13, 2008 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    And you thought Microsoft was a bunch of control freaks. They’ve never gone so far as disabling your system even in the most obvious cases of unauthorized use.

    champs, what would you call Windows Product Activation?

  16. By (dis) at 12:51 pm on Jul 15, 2008 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    nobody likes (dis).

    he’s a dick.

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