Wayzata
June 9th, 2008 |Bug = Up Ass
A reader writes in detailing his experience:
Three of us were heading West yesterday (Sunday) to ride the tuff ride loop and were pulled over and ticketed in Wayzata for failing to come to a complete stop at a stop sign.
Mostly this is embarrassing for me — I’m usually the one nagging others to wait at lights and to ride predictably, etc. Nevertheless, Wayzata police have apparently been getting complaints from residents about out-of-town cyclists riding through their business district. When we asked for clarity, the cop said he was looking for a complete, foot-down stop from cyclists.
He actually went on to give us a mini-lecture regarding how we ought to be riding, instructing us that we should always be within 3 ft of the curb and never side-by-side. We tried to engage him on these points but he wasn’t really having any of it. I’m bummed about the ticket and worried about whether it’ll affect my car insurance, but we did slow-roll the stop sign and that’s that.
Anyway, I wanted to pass the word along so that no one else suffers the steep penalty for a seemingly minor offense.
Foot down at a stop? Three feet of the curb? Never side-by-side? Do Wayzata police know the law? Maybe we should print off a copy and carry it with us to present to the cops when they make such absurd statements.
So the police in Wayzata have decided to start harassing cyclists just in time for the Nature Valley Grand Prix. Fine, send out the word:
Don’t spend your money in Wayzata! People in Wayzata hate cyclists…and I’m sure that they hate women and minorities too. All the money you spend in Wayzata goes to support the oppression of cyclists, women, blacks and Mexicans. All the men in Wayzata sport Hitler moustaches and the women dress like Eva Braun.
Screw you Wayzata, Excelsior is a way cooler town anyway.
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