Wednesday, May 7th, 2008
Why did Chick Hicks pit after the big crash in the Dinaco 400? He was at the front and could have positioned himself in the perfect spot for the lead after the caution laps were over.
Even if he did need tires why didn’t he just wait to pit until after he created a lead for himself as McQueen did? How did he end up in such a horrible position after coming out of the pit when he was clearly towards the front going into the pit?
Posted by Smithers at 10:35 pm in Family | Permalink | No Comments »
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

Dr. Michael Salzhauer, a renowned plastic surgeon, wrote My Beautiful Mommy to help patients explain their transformation to their children. The story guides children through Mommy’s surgery and healing process in a friendly, nonthreatening way.
Right. Like mommy’s huge new bazoons are totally nonthreatening.
Posted by Smithers at 4:31 pm in Miscellaneous | Permalink | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008
Regarding Opus Four:
You can’t beat who doesn’t show up.
Conversely, if I don’t show up I can never be beaten!
I’m the King of the World!
Posted by Smithers at 10:43 am in Cycling | Permalink | 1 Comment »
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008
Comments on the previous post were so awesome that I have decided to see where this post leads.
People who use Mac computers are just making up for the fact that they were born without a brain.
I pity you.
Let the havoc commence!
BTW, without commenting on who may have spit on who, because I honestly don’t care, I was describing the series of comments on the post yesterday to my wife. When I mentioned spitting my 2.5 year old son, who was sitting next to me at the dinner table, turned to me and said “I spit on you!” and he did.
Which one of you assholes do I blame for that!?!
Posted by Smithers at 8:25 am in Miscellaneous | Permalink | 17 Comments »