Archive for April 9th, 2008

Late breaking news

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

I’m going to Sea Otter next week, but just for one night.

I’ll be there Thursday and Friday. Let me know if you are going to be out there and you can buy me lunch.

Court?



“I pownt myselves”

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

Johm McCain?

If he can’t be trusted to spell his own name how can he be trusted to fight the evil doers?



“Surprising” Political Endorsements By U.S. Troops

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

Right, big surprise because the military is just a monolithic group where everyone is the same and thinks the same thing and wants to go in, stay in and kick ass.

Hummm…there is a presidential candidate’s name that I did not read one time in this article.

Stupid liberal media.



What should Smithers do?

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

I am not going to be anywhere near on form for the first Thursday night track event of the year scheduled for May 22.

Between an incredibly busy and stressful job, sick kids, my own various health issues this winter I have not had the time or energy to devote to off-season training.

So…what’s your advice? Should I just start track racing at the end of May knowing full well that I am going to get slaughtered or should I take some time and get some form before heading out to the velodrome?

What should Smithers do?

What would you do?

What would Jesus do? He would probably eat a falafel and then perform a miracle of fitness upon hiself. I don’t seem to have that ability…I can eat falafels though…

Now I’m hungry.