Archive for March 20th, 2008

Working Theory

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

I think that it’s mostly fat dudes who end up leaving their fly open.

I was raised to zip up my pants before I button. However, when you are overweight you have to suck in your gut, button and then zip up the fly otherwise you risk over torquing and blowing out the zipper.

Once you have those pants buttoned it can be easy to forget that you have not zipped them up. Those that don’t have the enormous beer bellies can stay in the habit of zipping first and then buttoning.

Maybe someone should develop an alarm system for leaving your fly open.

[imported from Facebook blog]