Time for oversharing

December 20th, 2007 | Posted by Smithers at 2:21 pm in Miscellaneous |

I love cashews. My parents started getting me a box of cashews every year for Christmas when I was a kid. I would eat them all in less than a day. Life was good.

Within the last decade however I have found that if I eat cashews in any significant quantity, as in more than 3, they aggravate my hemorrhoids and life is miserable for a week or so. This phenomenon is known in the medical profession as Cashew Butt.

So no more cashews for me.

  1. 7 Responses to “Time for oversharing”

  2. By CarrieMc at 2:40 pm on Dec 20, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    I thought only pregnant ladies got hemorrhoids.

  3. By Eric Smithers at 3:08 pm on Dec 20, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    Wow.

  4. By jroosh at 6:41 pm on Dec 20, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    Itching? Burning?

    Nuts?

  5. By Smithers at 7:07 pm on Dec 20, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    Lucky for me it’s not all at the same time.

  6. By biscodo at 7:35 pm on Dec 20, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    You have to *chew* the cashews before swallowing them.

  7. By Family Ties at 9:06 pm on Dec 20, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    ….too……much……INFORMATION !

  8. By jkruse at 9:14 am on Dec 21, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    Do you want my address? I can eat the hell out of cashews.

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