At the playground
November 12th, 2007 |Make yourself unforgettable with the other parents:
– Try and turn everything between your kid and other parents kids into a contest. Refer to your kid as the “champion” if s/he wins, refer to the other kids as “cheaters” if your kid loses.
– Refer to the local moms as “MILF’s”
– Refer to other parents kids by identifying them using the wrong gender.
– Claim that one of the slides or swings is just for your kid
– Critique the child name choices of other parents
– Critique the qualifications of other parents to their face
– Make suggestions to the other parents as to which of their kids you think will “turn out gay”.
12 Responses to “At the playground”
It’s fabulous that you’re breaking the mold. I mean that sincerely.
Best thing is, when you saw me there, that wasn’t even my kid. I picked him up on the way to school this morning.
I like to let my dog loose at the playground so the poorly-adjusted kids who are scared of an 18-lb mutt run away screaming.
wow
What is a MILF?
Go play in the playground with them. Thats memorable.
– Refer to the local moms as “MILF’s”
Can we be serious for just a minute?
I’m going to be severely bummed out if you pull the plug on the blog.
Stay away from the playground and go to Starfucks where the milf’s are enjoying a $4 cup of joe. Or better yet, go to one of those coffee shops with the kid’s play area.
How about asking for the kid’s birthdate and then showing their parents that you built an app on your phone to count down until they have reached AOC.
I love it! High tech and offensive!
What is a MILF?
And for the dads out there, make sure to refer to yourself as a FYLF regardless of whether you are speaking to a fellow father or a mother.
Stay away from the playground and go to Starfucks where the milf’s are enjoying a $4 cup of joe. Or better yet, go to one of those coffee shops with the kid’s play area.
Rich MILFs, even better! Or would that be suga-momma?