At the playground
Monday, November 12th, 2007Make yourself unforgettable with the other parents:
– Try and turn everything between your kid and other parents kids into a contest. Refer to your kid as the “champion” if s/he wins, refer to the other kids as “cheaters” if your kid loses.
– Refer to the local moms as “MILF’s”
– Refer to other parents kids by identifying them using the wrong gender.
– Claim that one of the slides or swings is just for your kid
– Critique the child name choices of other parents
– Critique the qualifications of other parents to their face
– Make suggestions to the other parents as to which of their kids you think will “turn out gay”.
