The Massage Room

October 24th, 2007 | Posted by Smithers at 12:17 pm in Miscellaneous |

Southwest Journal:

“The Massage Room on 54th and Penn is a sex business,” read an anonymous letter sent to the Armatage Neighborhood Association last year. “Everyone on the corner knows this — can you do something?”

In September, the parlor closed after police arrested a 23-year-old woman for prostitution and cited a 53-year-old man with loitering with intent to commit prostitution.

Damn! That place is just 3 blocks from my house!

I guess it’s too late to make an appointment now.

  1. 16 Responses to “The Massage Room”

  2. By Looking For A Happy Ending at 12:29 pm on Oct 24, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    That’s pretty much a full service corner with a massage parlor, hardware store and 2 restaurants.

  3. By Steve E at 12:38 pm on Oct 24, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    You aren’t 53 are you?

  4. By Steven at 12:49 pm on Oct 24, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    Dammit, now I’m going to have to go to the ‘hood for my ‘relaxation’.

  5. By Strats at 12:56 pm on Oct 24, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    Damn! That place is a just a block from my house! I wondered why it always took Phanna so long to go pick up the Chinese takeout.

  6. By phanna at 1:12 pm on Oct 24, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    Oh, I thought the “Full Service” sign was for the gas station.

  7. By Homme at 2:08 pm on Oct 24, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    fanna, what happened to your blog???

  8. By Family Ties at 4:19 pm on Oct 24, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    I loved the owner’s comment that just because his ‘therapists’ wear high heels and tight, short skirts they shouldn’t be considered prostitutes. How many massages have you gotten from a babe in high heels??

  9. By TAKFAS at 4:21 pm on Oct 24, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    I think prostitution should be legal…

  10. By Little D at 4:45 pm on Oct 24, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    I think prostitution should be legal too

  11. By Smithers at 4:55 pm on Oct 24, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    How many massages have you gotten from a babe in high heels??

    Too many to count!

  12. By phanna at 9:45 pm on Oct 24, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    Ho me, it moved: http://purejenius.blogspot.com

    Sorry, I’m not very interesting.

  13. By eric at 9:56 pm on Oct 24, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    There’s another Massage Room on Washington Ave in the warehouse district right across the street from Cuzzys .
    Dont ask my why I know this.

  14. By Smithers at 10:07 pm on Oct 24, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    Dont ask my why I know this.

    No need to ask, the answer is obvious.

  15. By Looking For A Happy Ending at 7:57 am on Oct 25, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    A married man should be allowed one prostitute per year.

  16. By Baba at 9:31 am on Oct 25, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    “How many massages have you gotten from a babe in high heels??”
    I wonder if Larry will dress up?

  17. By Jim r at 11:09 am on Oct 25, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    Now I know what you all can get me for my birthday.

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