Debate questions for GOP candidates

October 23rd, 2007 | Posted by Smithers at 4:01 pm in Politics |

1.) “Would you have sex with a man to stop a terrorist attack?”

2.) “If lowering taxes results in increased revenues then would lowering taxes to zero result in infinite revenues?”

3.) “If you had a time machine, would you travel back in time and abort Bin Laden?”

4.) “Would you torture and kill Jesus to ensure mankind’s salvation? And how does that work?”

5.) “If Russia entered Turkey from the rear would Greece help?”

6.) For Rudy specifically: “How many alimony checks does the sanctity of marriage cost?”

7.) “Rudy, if your plane leaves NYC and travels WSW at 400 mph, and Romney’s bus leaves Madison and travels SW at 65 mpg, who gets to pander and flip-flop in Iowa first?”

8.) “George W. Bush: great President, or greatest President?”

9.) “The GOP has been accused of not caring about African American voters when many republican candidates chose to not participate in the Tavis Smiley debate. Being one of the absentees, Senator McCain, how does your black baby feel about this?”

10.) Would it be “playing God” to revoke a brain-dead woman’s health insurance?

All from Balloon Juice.

  1. 4 Responses to “Debate questions for GOP candidates”

  2. By biscodo at 4:22 pm on Oct 23, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    That’s purty damn funny.

    You asked a while ago “why do you read this blog?” Well… shit like that. Thanks. :)

  3. By Bill B at 5:21 pm on Oct 23, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    those are trick questions! you’re just trying to confuse me with logic and the facts. why don’t you mosey on down to the jane fonda film festival with john kerry and all your other liberal commie pinko friends.

    how much longer to jan. 09?

  4. By TAKFAS at 5:21 pm on Oct 23, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    Do you think Hillary would have sex with a man to stop a terrorist attack?

  5. By Smithers at 5:54 pm on Oct 23, 2007 | ReplyReply directly to this specific comment

    Do you think Hillary would have sex with a man to stop a terrorist attack?

    No, she would have Bill do it.

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