Smithers MINNEAPOLIS

What is more gross?

- Toddler Smithers had a big green booger hanging out of his nose this evening.
- I reached over and pulled it out of his nose, leaving the big green booger on my finger.
- Toddler Smithers then attempted to eat the big green booger off my finger (I did not allow it, much to his dismay.)
- I did not have a tissue on hand so I fed the big green booger to the dog.
- The dog was happy to eat it and came back for more.
- I actually checked Toddler Smithers for more big green boogers but Toddler Smithers’ nose was cleaned out, much to the dog’s dismay.
(Mrs. Smithers, who observed the whole incident, was at a complete and total loss for words.)
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