Archive for June 20th, 2007

NVGP Stage 1

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

Baby Smithers and I took it all the way downtown for the first stage of the Nature Valley Grand Prix tonight. It was super sweet.

I have to say that St. Paul and the race promoters did a great job on short notice (less than a year) in putting together this new stage. Time trials are ok, and I am sure that a number of riders like them as it starts a stage race off with relatively low stress, but in terms of race appeal to the masses there is nothing like a downtown crit to generate some excitement.

I spoke with some members of the ValueAct Capital and Advil ChapStick womens team following their race and they reported that the course was tough, maybe even tuff. As proof I quote Court:

125 starters
+
1k course
+
90 something degrees outside
+
tight tight corners
+
your typical omnipresent midwestern wind
+
approximately 20 manhole covers per square foot of asphalt (only a mild exaggeration here)
+
2 riders called up per team (meaning almost 30 riders called up)
+
me not getting a call up
=
1 NOT HAPPY COURTENAY

She does not mention how up and down the course was. The start finish line was almost at the top of the course and after two right turns the descent started. One left and two right turns later the riders bottomed out and were then faced with a super fast flat section following by one more right before the climb back up to the start. One lap, no problem. 60 minutes of that climb and descent? Not easy.

In both the womens and mens races there were riders coming off the back in the first 10 minutes. Most kept riding in the hopes that the officials would leave them in the race until the half way point at which they would qualify to start tomorrows stage 2 road race.

Baby Smithers enjoyed the event for the most part but started to get a bit fussy between laps when there was a lack of action. He was held in rapt attention when the riders went by but was more than a bit bored and agitated when there was no action. So we bailed out early.

While I was not able to hang around for the finish of the mens race it looked like absolute war out there with numerous riders launching themselves off the front of the race. The first was local rider Adam Bergman but the pack reeled him and his breakaway companion back after two laps. Each team the spent the rest of the race trying to get someone off the front. Based on the results it appeared to be a four up sprint with the rest of the pack trailing in behind. Below are the results:

1 Ivan Stevic – Toyota United
2 Kirk O’Bee – Health Net
3 Jonathon Page – Nature Valley
4 Henk Vogels – Toyota United
5 Rory Sutherland – Health Net
6 Evan Elken – Jittery Joe’s
7 Cesar Grajales – Jittery Joe’s
8 Phil Zajicek – Navigators
9 Carlos Alzate – Columbian National Team
10 Matty Rice – Jelly Belly

The womens race stayed together for the most part until toward the end of the race. Eight riders cleaved themselves off the front and it was these 8 that fought out the finish. The results for the women were as follows:

1 Catherine Cheatley – Cheerwine
2 Shelley Olds – Proman
3 Teresa Moriarty – Flanders
4 Stacy Marple – Tibco
5 Leigh Hobson – Cheerwine
6 Kristin Amrstrong – Lipton
7 Felicia Gomez – Aaron’s
8 Alex Wrubleski – Colavita
9 Laura Van Gilder – Cheerwine
10 Brooke Miller – Tibco

CyclingNews.com will have the full results whenever.

Local rider Teresa Moriarty looked fantastic in the final few laps tonight. If she timed her training and recovery correctly she will have the killer form for the rest of the weekend as the races will only get harder from this point on.

Tomorrow is the Cannon Falls Road Race and, while the event is only 60 miles long for both men and women, the wide open terrain and the inevitable wind that is sure to be on hand will make this race a hard slog for anyone not up to the challenge.

Friday night is the Minneapolis Downtown Classic and I plan to be back on the scene with, hopefully, some audio reporting in addition to photos. If we have a baby between now and then I probably won’t make it though,

Below is my photo coverage of tonights event.

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Have you ever made a cell phone call five miles away from the nearest cell tower?

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

I promised not to upload this video, but that was like a year ago and I think the statute on these kinds of promises is only one year.

Enjoy.



NVGP Stage 1

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

Women’s race. Very fast.



SMITHERS MINNEAPOLIS 2007 Tour de France Pool

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

Once again I will make every effort to degrade the most prestigious professional bike race in the entire world by making it nothing but a sideshow spectacle to my contest. I am sure that ultimately I will fail as the riders seem to do a fine job on their own of degrading this event..anywhoo…

It’s the 2007 Tour de France Pool!

Here are the rules:

– Entry in the pool opens today, June 20 2007

– Entry in the pool closes on Friday, July 6 2007 at 4pm Central Time

– All entries must be placed by e-mail to smithersmpls@gmail.com

– Entries can be modified in any way up until the deadline of Friday, July 6 2007 at 4pm Central Time

– Entries can be accompanied by a nickname that will be used to publicly identify the entrant if the entrant does not want their name revealed

– Entries must include and will be scored as follows:

1st Place Final GC, 100 points
2nd Place Final GC, 50 points
3rd Place Final GC, 25 points
Green Points Jersey Final, 30 points
Mountains Jersey Final, 30 points
Team Final, 10 points
Prologue Stage Winner, 10 points
Col d’Aubisque Stage 16 Winner, 15 points
Champs-Elysées Stage 20 Winner, 20 points
Yellow Jersey on Rest Day July 16th, 5 points
Yellow Jersey on Rest Day July 24th, 5 points

– Separate riders must be chosen for the top three final positions

– Total number of points available: 300

– Entrant with the highest number of points at the finish of the Tour de France will win the pool! In the event of a tie the above listed order will determine the tie breaker. For example, if one entrant picked the 1st place correctly and the other picked the 2nd placed correctly but points are tied, the winner of the pool will be the one who picked 1st place correctly.

Prizes will be awarded to the entrants with the top three points at the end of the Tour. In the case of a tie for these prizes the winner will be determined by lottery among those tied entrants.

Study up, get those entries in and finalized by July 6 and good luck to all!



Bloomberg

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

SFGate:

Shortly after the conference ended today, New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg fueled the presidential speculation when his office released a statement that he would change his party registration from Republican to unaffiliated - another word for independent.

Yea, I’m pretty sure he’s running. So who do you think his running mate will be?

You know, there is nothing in the US Constitution that says a foreign born citizen can not serve as Vice President.

Speculate!

UPDATE 2:01pm - Champs proves me wrong with the Twelfth Amendment: But no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States.



traveling sales person

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

Tall Skinny Guy: You gotta have a plan. You gotta have a plan A and B.

Fat Guy: I did, I did.

Tall Skinny Guy: Well, what the hell happened?

Fat Guy: They ignored plan A and then plan B fell apart.

Tall Skinny Guy: Well, you gotta have a plan C then, for Christ’s sake.

Fat Guy: I did.

Tall Skinny Guy: Well?

Fat Guy: Plan C was me shitting my pants.