SR @ the strip club
May 24th, 2007 |
Originally uploaded by smithersmpls.
“Oh that is so hot! Where is my camera phone?”
“Should I feel guilty watching this?”
“That move does nothing for me…but that move does everything for me. Excuse me for 21 seconds…”
“ummm, why do I keep thinking about mom? Is that normal?”
“Hey Jim, what’s the difference between a thong and a g-string? Which one am I wearing?”
“Pants tight, must remain seated…”
“How much for a lap dance? I got fourteen dollars and some change.”
“Tuffy, did you really once have a girlfriend that could do that thing with the ping pong ball? That’s awesome. I am going to try that when I get home.”
“I don’t hate you for being ugly, you are only as god made you.”
“Do they serve any food here? I feel like eating a hot dog.”
“Are those real?”
“Hey Jim, what’s the difference between a ‘dancer’ and a ‘stripper’? Is it the benefit package?”
“Any of you guys want to split a lap dance?”
“Hey baby, what’s your major?”
“Tuffy, I have had four beers now. Does that qualify to get into the VIP room?”
“What do you mean I have to leave now?”
(sent wireless via Treo 650)
