Thursday, May 24th, 2007
SR @ the strip club
Originally uploaded by smithersmpls.
“Oh that is so hot! Where is my camera phone?”
“Should I feel guilty watching this?”
“That move does nothing for me…but that move does everything for me. Excuse me for 21 seconds…”
“ummm, why do I keep thinking about mom? Is that normal?”
“Hey Jim, what’s the difference between a thong and a g-string? Which one am I wearing?”
“Pants tight, must remain seated…”
“How much for a lap dance? I got fourteen dollars and some change.”
“Tuffy, did you really once have a girlfriend that could do that thing with the ping pong ball? That’s awesome. I am going to try that when I get home.”
“I don’t hate you for being ugly, you are only as god made you.”
“Do they serve any food here? I feel like eating a hot dog.”
“Are those real?”
“Hey Jim, what’s the difference between a ‘dancer’ and a ‘stripper’? Is it the benefit package?”
“Any of you guys want to split a lap dance?”
“Hey baby, what’s your major?”
“Tuffy, I have had four beers now. Does that qualify to get into the VIP room?”
“What do you mean I have to leave now?”
(sent wireless via Treo 650)
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Thursday, May 24th, 2007
Democrats seem to be caving on a time line for progress in Iraq.
Bush is consistently polling at under 30%. His war is polling at under 25%.
So which do I hate more, chicken hawk Republicans or chicken shit Democrats?
So hard to choose…
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Thursday, May 24th, 2007
CyclingNews.com:
The day was characterised by a long solo breakaway by Mickaël Buffaz (Cofidis), who nearly cracked under the strain of his efforts and stopped in tears at the halfway point in the stage, but soldiered on until 11 kilometres to go before being caught.
Crying? About being in a breakaway? Dude, there are a lot worse things to cry about than being off the front. Like this:
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Thursday, May 24th, 2007
Not likely…
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Thursday, May 24th, 2007
Question
Originally uploaded by smithersmpls.
Why is Super Rookie sending me pictures of him gambling away his dowry?
Time for an intervention?
(sent wireless via Treo 650)
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