Archive for May 22nd, 2007

Power Rankings MIA

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

As of 10:36pm still no Power Rankings to be found anywhere.

If you are going to promise something to people and then don’t deliver than it makes you look totally lame. There is no excuse for it. As far as I am concerned these Power Rankings are as phony as the boob crew that comes up with them. Whenever these stupid rankings are finally published I am going to print them out and use them for toilet paper because that’s all they are good for.

I am tired of waiting in front of my computer screen hitting refresh…I’m going to bed.

BTW: Those of you who still don’t have your Paris-Roubaix prizes from my pool back in April please note that I plan to get them shipped out this week. I apologize again for the delay!



Immigration

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

I agree that it would be very difficult to attempt to deport 12 million undocumented immigrants.

That would take a lot of trucks.

So maybe we should just round them all up, cook them and eat them.



Question

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

How come (dis) pencer has not beat The Puma yet this season?

Is it because no one reads this blog anymore?



Question

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

How come every time I go to Wallgreens in a hurry to pick up a prescription for Baby Smithers I get stuck behind some idiot who can’t decide what brand cigarette to buy?

Is it because no one reads this blog anymore (dis) pencer?



Question

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

How come no one plays the lute anymore?



Leeroy Jenkins

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

Hey Kruser, can you please explain to me what is going on here? I know this kind of thing is your bag.