Smithers Lunch?

May 2nd, 2007 | Posted by Smithers at 1:38 pm in Miscellaneous |

On the ride last night the Funkster told me he had a “Smithers Lunch.”

I asked him what that meant and he said he went to McDonalds and pigged out.

I politely explained to him that I don’t eat fast food, so he can’t call that a “Smithers Lunch.” He replied that hot dogs and Cheeze Whiz is not much better than McDonalds. I beg to differ.

Hot dogs and Cheeze Whiz is a home cooked meal, way better than fast food. Ergo, I am healthy and he is not.

Quod natura non sunt turpia.

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