Smithers Lunch?
May 2nd, 2007 |On the ride last night the Funkster told me he had a “Smithers Lunch.”
I asked him what that meant and he said he went to McDonalds and pigged out.
I politely explained to him that I don’t eat fast food, so he can’t call that a “Smithers Lunch.” He replied that hot dogs and Cheeze Whiz is not much better than McDonalds. I beg to differ.
Hot dogs and Cheeze Whiz is a home cooked meal, way better than fast food. Ergo, I am healthy and he is not.
Quod natura non sunt turpia.

