No more boring blog!

April 2nd, 2007 | Posted by Smithers at 11:07 am in Miscellaneous |

Over the past few months I have been noticing that the traffic to my website has been going down and I have been getting very few comments on my posts. I have been quite troubled by this so I sat down last night and really thought hard about why this might be the case. And then it hit me: I have a boring blog!

So I made a resolution to myself that I would have no more boring blog! No more political posts, no more philosophical posts, no more posts regarding the news. I am going to write only about one single topic. It’s the topic that I believe you readers would be most interested in reading about. It’s the most fascinating topic in the whole wide world and the topic that is most near and dear to my heart.

What topic is that? Myself! It’s the me and me alone blog! It is my blog after all and I realized that the one and only reason that anyone would be at all interested in reading my blog would be to read about me, my thoughts on me, my ideas regarding things that I am doing and what I think other people might be thinking about me. Pictures of me, pictures of places where I am (with me in the picture), stories about me, stories about things that I am doing, I think you get the idea.

Keep in mind that I am doing this all for you, my dear readers. I know that the only reason you would check my site is to get the very latest on what I might be doing and thinking. I know that there is nothing more fascinating than an entire website devoted to the most important topic in the universe: yours truly!

So I hope you like the new direction that I am going to take this site. I’m sure you will because, after all, why would you be reading this now if I were not the most important person in your whole life?

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