Annual Announcement
March 5th, 2007 |It’s that time of year again! Time for the annual company announcement to be sent out to all employees!
Anyone caught discussing college basketball, researching collegiate basketball team rankings, or filling out college basketball tournament bracket forms during company time will be terminated immediately. Any employee caught wagering on the outcome of a collegiate basketball game during company time will have the amount of the wager garnished from their paycheck as a fine. Any employee caught celebrating the outcome of a collegiate basketball game in any form during company time will have their car impounded, home burned to the ground, family imprisoned and United States citizenship revoked.
Kind of harsh I suppose, but we do get to watch the Tour de France live on company time every year.
