Winter Time Fun
March 1st, 2007 |The snow is so deep that I can’t open the doors to the house to get outside. If this keeps up I am going to have to climb out a window…a window on the second floor. Jared welcomed us to the real world, no way dude. We live in the real world 24 / 7 / 365. Like, totally real.
You poofters who live west of the great plains are the ones who don’t live in no real world.
Colorado Springs? Fundamentalist koo koo land!
Boulder? Hippie retirement community.
Santa Fe? Crystal worshiping freaks!
Albuquerque? Permanent oxygen deprivation induced psychosis at 5000 feet.
Phoenix? Old people kingdom!
Salt Lake City? If you can drive from winter to summer in less than 30 minutes, that’s ain’t real dude.
Las Vegas? Please.
San Diego? Summer never never land.
Los Angeles? Hollyweird.
San Francisco? Liberal koo koo land!
Portland? Depressing leaps from spring to fall and back to spring.
Seattle? The potential to be killed at any moment by tsunami or lahar gives the place an unreal feeling.
Living in Minneapolis prepares one to live anywhere out west with ease. It’s real here.
Those guys who live out east? New York, Jersey, Philly? You guys are crazy real. I couldn’t hack living out there.
