Whoops

February 21st, 2007 | Posted by Smithers at 3:43 pm in News |

WCCO:

A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

“Now I feel stupid,” said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case.

Now he feels stupid.

Owning a cavalry sword was not enough to make Van Iveren feel stupid.

Breaking into someone’s apartment and brandishing it in defense of a non-existent victim made him feel stupid.

h/t Jim R

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