Star-what the?-bucks
February 14th, 2007 |
not manly
I went to Starbucks yesterday, like I do every single day, and ordered my warm drink and pumpkin loaf.
They were out of pumpkin loaf so Ms. Barista offered me one of their new cupcakes.
Cupcakes? Do I look like a 13 year old girl? Or British? Or Super-Rookie?
Screw your cupcakes lady, I want a manly treat and cupcakes are not going to cut it for me. Cupcakes? Jesus, that is totally ridiculous. Why don’t you offer to sell me a Hello Kitty hand bag while you are at it? You can take your cupcake and shove it. Cupcakes…god damn it.
I got a rice krispy treat instead. Manly.
