Crazy Astronaut
February 6th, 2007 |Some of those who are exposed to harmful space rays develop super hero powers like the Fantastic Four.
Others end up going bat shit crazy, put on a diaper and a wig, and drive 900 miles to pepper spray a love rival.
Damn. You would think an astronaut would step up and attempt some kind of “super crime.” BB-gun? That is really lame, lady. You should be using some kind of death laser or cool paralyzer weapon.
Keep in mind that this woman is married with three children. How would you like that to be your mom? A diaper clad failed kidnaper? How totally embarrassing. If that was my mom I would move someplace with no internet.

