Some of those who are exposed to harmful space rays develop super hero powers like the Fantastic Four.
Others end up going bat shit crazy, put on a diaper and a wig, and drive 900 miles to pepper spray a love rival.
Damn. You would think an astronaut would step up and attempt some kind of “super crime.” BB-gun? That is really lame, lady. You should be using some kind of death laser or cool paralyzer weapon.
Keep in mind that this woman is married with three children. How would you like that to be your mom? A diaper clad failed kidnaper? How totally embarrassing. If that was my mom I would move someplace with no internet.
High school dudes are much funnier now days than back when I was in high school.
But I am worried that these guys are at the apex of their humor in high school. The slide begins in the freshman year of college and by the time they graduate, if they graduate, they are humorless. The result is a sad and bitter human that usually takes 20 or 25 years of employment to create.
My advice is to save some of your funny for when you are really going to need it.
But soldiers in a task force from the 1st Battalion, 26th Infantry Regiment, who have patrolled Baghdad for months, say that trying to gain cooperation from Iraqi civilians is a thankless struggle.
Even though I had the best legs of the season I couldn’t do much more than what I did. The jersey went to the wrong person, he shouldn’t have won it even though he’s a teammate. He deserves to be on the podium but the other guys don’t.
Sore losers. I thought cross racers were supposed to be tough.
This is a personal web site and does not represent the views or policies of my employer. If you come across an item that you happen to find offensive then you have not been reading long enough because there are lots of things that are offensive on this site. Sorry…
