January 11th, 2007 | Posted by Smithers at 3:19 pm in Miscellaneous |

“Dry Socket” Jared went to some meeting or seminar or something and picked up a bunch of “interesting quotes”.

Apparently no one used the greatest seminar quote in the history of mankind:

When God closes a door, he also opens a window…to throw yourself out of.

I use that quote every time I give a seminar and it always brings the house down.

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