Pumpkin Loaf now good for you!
January 2nd, 2007 |Thank you Starbucks.
Pumpkin loaf is the kind of thing that makes life worth living, as far as I am concerned.
There are people out there in the world that sacrifice things like pumpkin loaf on purpose. I see them occasionally on the TeeVee. They eat very little in general and what they do eat is all fibrous and green and does not have very many calories. They are living a life that is just one step to the good side of starvation, all in the hopes that they will tack on a couple of extra years to their lives. They have almost no body fat what-so-ever.
Sick and disgusting.
I eat pumpkin loaf and things of similar ilk. If it means I carry some extra pounds around so be it. I refuse to go through life hungry and cold from inadequate body insulation just for the reward of living a few more years of being hungry and cold. Forget it.
When I am on my death bed I am not going to be thinking about how awesome I am for all the things I sacrificed in life, no way. I am not going to sacrifice anything. That way I’ll die happy. Then they will serve pumpkin loaf at my wake.
I’m starving. Time to go make dinner.
