for sale (please buy me!)
Saturday, April 1st, 2006There is a house for sale in my neighborhood.
“new price!”
“creative financing!”
“bigger than it looks!”
Sheesh, it’s probably nice but these signs just reek of desperation. Maybe a few more of these yellow signs in the yard might help it sell.
On another topic, I was walking my dog around the block last night at about 9pm and noticed a strange car parked on my side of the street. As I got closer I noticed some movement in the back seat. At first I thought it was a dog but as I got closer I saw that it was someone’s bare ass bouncing around. Some couple decided that they could not to wait to get home to begin their copulation so they decided to park in my neighborhood and get it on. Not very romantic but, by appearences, romance was not on the agenda. More like “Git-R-Done!” Hopefully they got done quick because I phoned the police and asked them to send a cruiser on by.
If anyone is going to be having backseat car sex in my neighborhood it’s going to be me. The rest of you can stay the hell away.
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